Out of the keyboards of College Juniors

So tonight I'm not writing a blog, but I did just get told a fantastic tale of love and intrigue in the city of Milan by my friend Michaela. I thought I would share it with you. But before I do I need to give a shoutout to my friend Sarah who came up with the ingenious name for my blog! Credit where credit is due. Now, without further ado, I present "Milano: Una Fiaba"


Once upon a time there was a jimmy neutron lookalike boy named chris
he has just arrived in Italy for 5 months and is already getting hit on by both hott italian girls as well as boys [which has happened already in real life -ed.]
he is on a major search far and wide for a place to live but these apartments are too expensive
but then one night on the eve of the paper signing
he meets a beautiful italian girl who's name is yet to be disclosed
she is rich and her father owns all of the toamto industry in Italy
they live in a lavish castle like abode on the outskirts of Milan
it has beautiful textiles all around the sides
all the colors are white and blue
it looks like it was built on mt olympus and moved down to milan by zeus himself
it was built by zeus!
the textiles are weatherproof!
anyways keep an open mind your life is a fairytale right now
sooo this beautiful rich lavish girl and chris fell madly in love at first sight
but there is a problem
her father loves chris too!
and so does her mother
maybe just a bit too much though
for that night the mother tries to make a move on chris
when her daughter finds out about this she becmoes furious
she takes chris by the hand and leaves her lavish castle for good
they go on to live happily ever after under a bridge in milan

The End

-Michaela Malone